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Most to Least Likely to Have a Yard Sard
- Pisces
- Aquarius
- Libra
- Cancer
- Gemini
- Capricorn
- Aries
- Scorpio
- Leo
- Virgo
- Sagittarius
- Taurus
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the signs in a fistfight
Aries: *goes completely apeshit and wins by killing opponent*
Taurus: I'm gonna kick your ass!!! *backs away*
Gemini: nah man. not gonna do this. not gonna d *kicks ass*
Cancer: fite me punk!! O shit wait no
Leo: *rips off shirt* u wanna go?!!
Virgo: *planning battle strategy in head*
Libra: *cries*
Scorpio: *summons satan* I win motherfucker
Sagittarius: *trips over their own feet and gets a bloody nose*
Capricorn: you messed with the wrong dude *runs away*
Aquarius: well fuck. I didn't want to have to murder another one
Pisces: this is all a dream. I'm gonna wake up in a minute. this is just *gets socked in the face*
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your fave is problematic: aang
- although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone
i am so sick of people misrepresenting the facts here. yes, that’s true, but you have to take into consideration:
- i believe aang can save the world
ok but when the world needed him most, he vanished
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The Zodiac Sign’s Anaconda Don’t Want None Unless…
Aries- they can chase you first…and maybe light you on fire (just an idea)
Taurus- you’re cooking dinner and doing the dishes after
Gemini- you can keep up with the conversation they’re bound to have during
Cancer- their mom isn’t home and it’s between 3-5 pm when the cooking network plays reruns
Leo- you follow them on instagram and never mention this in public
Virgo- they can read you the list of reasons why their anaconda is superior to all others
Libra- you acknowledge that their anaconda is being politically correct in choosing you for having a great personality and not your outwardly appearance like many horoscopes suggest
Scorpio- you sign this waiver handing over your rights
Sagittarius- you can give them some breathing room afterwards
Capricorn- it’s on the specified days of the year where their calendar allows it for a reasonable amount of time
Aquarius- they’re bored and you seem interesting
Pisces- you wanna cuddle after and watch Glee
If you repost this without crediting me, you’re a piece of shit.
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Who’s the dork now
Jearmin week day 4(?): “Private Lessons”
OH I was inspired and did this little comic hehe I imagine Jean being very slow with maths
just as I am lolAnd yes, “private lessons” are “private lessons” if you know what I mean ///
